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Germs of Endearment

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When your little loved one accidentally sneezes in your face and clothes
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"Wonder how I got this miserable cold? Oh, that's right - saw germs of endearment last week…"
"My friend did not respond well to a sweet germs of endearment moment - may need to find a new sitter for date night!"
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Carol Leifer

Carol Leifer enjoys making people laugh, whether it’s live, in person, in print or online. As an award-winning writer, author, comedian and mom, who has written for shows such as “Modern Family,” “Seinfeld” and “Saturday Night Live,” you could say it’s worked out pretty well for her. Her recent best-selling book is called “When You Lie About Your Age, The Terrorists Win.” She is collaborating with Clorox and others to help create a new language for modern messes.

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Germs of Endearment

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