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FEATURED
(frij ah mawr-tis)
Liquids in your veggie drawer that harden over time
Get rid of that
sticky icky mess.
sticky icky mess.
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"All I wanted was a snack, but instead I found fridge-a-mortis."
"So much for clear vegetable drawers, fridge-a-mortis strikes again."
FEATURED
(kruhm da-dum-dum-dah)
Mystery crumbs or dirt discovered in a hidden place on your counter
Get rid of that
sticky icky mess.
sticky icky mess.
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"Who had toast? Crumb, da-dum-dum-dah."
"I swear I wiped up those Crumb, da-dum-dum-dah."
FEATURED
(faw-sit feys)
When your little one’s face is just a mess of fluids… tears, drool and snot are all mixed together. You don't know where one liquid ends and the other begins.
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"Get the wipes, little Terry has full on faucet face! "
"Is Julie upset or does she just have a little Faucet Face?"
FEATURED
(kahr poh-sting)
A moldy piece of food left in a car that literally starts to compost
Get rid of that
sticky icky mess.
sticky icky mess.
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"My kids have started car-posting in the back seat."
"You don't have to car-post to be green."
FEATURED
(fah-hee-tuh klee-ta)
Mexican food found trapped in the bottom of your kid’s soccer shoes from dinner after a big game
Get rid of that
sticky icky mess.
sticky icky mess.
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A fajita cleata is a dog's favorite chew toy.
Are those cookie crumbs on the floor? Nope, just remnants from Bobby's fajita cleata.
FEATURED
(duhmp-ster dahv-ing)
The aquatic sport of fetching things dropped in the toilet. Protective gear recommended.
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sticky icky mess.
sticky icky mess.
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"Toddler? New sport – dumpster diving!"
"Trying to have a little quiet time in the bathroom? Next activity may be dumpster diving (careful with that phone!)"
FEATURED
(hap-ee burth-dey too goo)
Stains left on kids clothes from birthday party stickers
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sticky icky mess.
sticky icky mess.
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"Great, another birthday party! Happy Birthday to Goo!"
"Yay, more stickers in the goodie bags! Happy Birthday to Goo!"
FEATURED
(air-traf-ik kuhn-trohl)
People who wipe down and disinfect airplane seats and tray tables
Get rid of that
sticky icky mess.
sticky icky mess.
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"We're definitely going to need some air-traffic control in our aisle after my kid gets done with this flight."
"2 yr old + airplane snack time = big need for air-traffic control."
FEATURED
(see-krit gahr-dun)
Where your child has hidden those vegetables from dinner they didn't want to eat
Get rid of that
sticky icky mess.
sticky icky mess.
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"We had broccoli with dinner and now there’s a secret garden under the kitchen table"
"Growing in tonight’s secret garden – brussels sprouts!"
FEATURED
(uhb-ses-iv kuhn-puhl-siv bif-fawr-ahy-awr-der)
Person who personally wipes down table and chairs at a restaurant
Get rid of that
sticky icky mess.
sticky icky mess.
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"I told my waiter "No allow me to wipe, I have Obsessive Compulsive Before-I-Order"
"I can't go out to eat without an arsenal of disinfecting wipes, I have Obsessive Compulsive Before-I-Order."
FEATURED
Get rid of that
sticky icky mess.
sticky icky mess.
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"Is that a new bath toy? No it's a poop-edo."
"Code brown in the bath! Poop-edo at nine o'clock."
FEATURED
(met-roh man-i)
Grooming oneself (e.g., nails, brows) on public transportation. Always a pleasure for everyone.
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"I didn't have time to go to the salon, so I had to give myself a quick Metro Mani on the way to dinner."
"I just got flicked in the face by a nail remnant from this guy's Metro Mani."
FEATURED
(boo-ghee awn doun)
Removing your kid’s snot from a winter blanket
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sticky icky mess.
sticky icky mess.
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On boogie on down duty #WTFlu
Rough flu season means it's time to boogie on down."
FEATURED
(sham-peyn)
When your shirt gets more of your New Year’s Eve toast than your mouth
Get rid of that
sticky icky mess.
sticky icky mess.
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"New Year's resolution less Cham-Pain and more champ-in-mouth."
"Here's to a cham-pain free toast"
FEATURED
(slob-ee nob-ee)
The refrigerator handle that is full of grease and other stuff
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sticky icky mess.
sticky icky mess.
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"I went to get the oj and was attacked by a slobby knobby."
"All I wanted was a glass of milk and instead I got a handful of slobby knobby."
Get rid of that
sticky icky mess.
sticky icky mess.
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"Family dinner, Oh-Sol-Me-ato all around."
"Dinner isn't complete until I have an Oh-Sol-Me-ato."
FEATURED
(kruhd koh-zee)
The yucky mass of fluids that fill the car cupholder after sodas and coffees spill there.
Get rid of that
sticky icky mess.
sticky icky mess.
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"Grab a Clorox wipe, I've got a serious crud cozie."
"My cup is permanently stuck in my crud cozie."
FEATURED
(puhp-si-duhnt)
When the puppy has an accident on your new wood floor.
Get rid of that
sticky icky mess.
sticky icky mess.
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"We love our new buddy, but he sure is pup-cident prone."
"Clean up in the living room! We have a pup-cident!"
FEATURED
(goop snoop)
Removing goopy ear wax or eye mucus and making it quietly disappear.
Get rid of that
sticky icky mess.
sticky icky mess.
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"My grandpa is a goop snoop."
"Bobby got busted being a goop snoop."
FEATURED
(in-kahr-suh-rey-ted)
The feeling you have when you're stuck in traffic and your child is having a car seat meltdown.
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"I feel in-car-cerated as she screams in the backseat."
"This traffic jam with the kids is making me feel in-car-cerated."