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FEATURED
(poop-kah-so)
Kid paints the wall with poop
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sticky icky mess.
sticky icky mess.
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"My son just created a poopcasso masterpeice…I'm not even mad, I'm impressed."
"Starry starry night has nothing on my poopcasso."
FEATURED
(sass-ploch)
Mysterious giant footprint through the house
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sticky icky mess.
sticky icky mess.
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"My kid may be scared of monsters, I'm scared of the sasplotch."
"Bring out the mop there's a sasplotch on the loose."
FEATURED
(heev he-loh)
When your baby spits up on a person you're talking to
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sticky icky mess.
sticky icky mess.
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"So embarrassed when my son gave my boss the big heave-hello. Hope I don't get the big heave-ho…"
"Good excuse to go shopping: an unusually messy heave-hello from my sister's daughter this morning."
FEATURED
(fawr-ist kluhmp)
Caked on grass stains on a kid’s pants
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sticky icky mess.
sticky icky mess.
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"Timmy has been outside for so long, we might as well start calling him Forrest Clump."
"Johnny slid down that hill so many times and now has a case of Forrest Clump."
FEATURED
(kahr poh-sting)
A moldy piece of food left in a car that literally starts to compost
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sticky icky mess.
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"My kids have started car-posting in the back seat."
"You don't have to car-post to be green."
FEATURED
(uhp thuh bak)
The baby has a blow out that escapes the diaper through the rear door
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sticky icky mess.
sticky icky mess.
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"We went for a quick change at the party, but it was up the back - time for look #2."
"Dad is on diaper duty because we had another up the back."
FEATURED
(duhmp-ster dahv-ing)
The aquatic sport of fetching things dropped in the toilet. Protective gear recommended.
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sticky icky mess.
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"Toddler? New sport – dumpster diving!"
"Trying to have a little quiet time in the bathroom? Next activity may be dumpster diving (careful with that phone!)"
FEATURED
(uh-pok-uh-lip-stik)
When your lipstick ends up on more than just your lips.
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sticky icky mess.
sticky icky mess.
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"Experienced a major apocolipstick today on the bus - my face looks like a kindergarten art project!"
"Went to the circus this weekend - the clowns looked just like me after apocolipstick."
FEATURED
(jurms uhv en-deer-muhnt)
When your little loved one accidentally sneezes in your face and clothes
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sticky icky mess.
sticky icky mess.
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"Wonder how I got this miserable cold? Oh, that's right - saw germs of endearment last week…"
"My friend did not respond well to a sweet germs of endearment moment - may need to find a new sitter for date night!"
FEATURED
(grab gag)
The misfortune of catching vomit in your hands
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"Bag? Bucket? Oh no – it’s a grab gag! "
"I thought I was prepared, but not for this grab gag!"
FEATURED
(bawr-durvz)
Lingering crumbs in your keyboard from one too many work lunches
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"Company coming – if I don’t get to the store, I’ll have only board ‘oeuvres to serve them!"
"I’ve spent so much time at the computer, these board ‘oeuvres don’t look that bad."
FEATURED
(chee-uh mat)
When your bathroom mat starts to grow mold that looks like hair
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sticky icky mess.
sticky icky mess.
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"I can't live with Jerry anymore, his Chia Mat scares away all our guests."
"I liked Jaime, until I went in her bathroom and stepped in her Chia Mat."
FEATURED
(skuh-mi guhm-eez)
The dog hair and dust bunny encrusted gummy bears under the couch
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"Was so hungry today that I almost ate a scummy gummy - luckily (or not?) my dog got to it first!"
"Found 6 scummy gummies while cleaning today - right next to an earring I haven't seen since last summer. Oops!"
FEATURED
(pot-ee meym-ing)
The stains caused when potty training goes awry
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sticky icky mess.
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"The toilet in the kids bathroom has a major case of potty maiming. (need to get my bleach out!)"
"After two toddlers and four years of potty maiming, think it's time for a bathroom remodel."
FEATURED
(air-boh-luh)
Germ-infested neighbor on the plane
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sticky icky mess.
sticky icky mess.
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"Nothing ruins a tropical vacation like an airbola."
Airbola #WTFlu
FEATURED
Get rid of that
sticky icky mess.
sticky icky mess.
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"Is that a new bath toy? No it's a poop-edo."
"Code brown in the bath! Poop-edo at nine o'clock."
FEATURED
(left-oh-ver roo-let)
Deciding what's in the food container in the back of the fridge, when it's from and if it's still good.
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"Leftover roulette or takeout?"
"leftover roulette = food poisoning #fail"
FEATURED
(hip-uh-krat-ik ohf)
Person who sends child to school even when they know they are sick
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sticky icky mess.
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"A big presentation at work means it's a day to be a Hippocratic Oaf."
Sometimes you just have to be a Hippocratic Oaf #dontjudge
FEATURED
(sich-wahn dood-elz)
The pattern that your lo mein noodles make when they fall on the floor
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sticky icky mess.
sticky icky mess.
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"Might as well enjoy the moment and appreciate the patterns of those lovely Szechuan doodles all over the floor."
"To feed noodles or to not feed noodles since they always end up as Szechuan doodles on the floor – that is the question."
FEATURED
(foop)
Baby puts foot in soiled diaper and it gets all over floor
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sticky icky mess.
sticky icky mess.
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"Foop happens, sadly more often than one would think."
"The diaper didn't make it into the trash fast enough and it was a full blown foop incident."