Carol Leifer
Carol Leifer enjoys making people laugh. She is an award-winning writer and comedian who has written for such shows as “Modern Family,” “Seinfeld,” and “Saturday Night Live.” Her recent, best-selling book is called “When You Lie About Your Age, The Terrorists Win.” Carol is currently collaborating with The Clorox Company to help create Ick-tionary, a comical, new language for modern messes. Check out her post on Mom Moments.
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(kruhm da-dum-dum-dah)
Mystery crumbs or dirt discovered in a hidden place on your counter
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a sentence
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"Who had toast? Crumb, da-dum-dum-dah."
"I swear I wiped up those Crumb, da-dum-dum-dah."
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(air-traf-ik kuhn-trohl)
People who wipe down and disinfect airplane seats and tray tables
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a sentence
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"We're definitely going to need some air-traffic control in our aisle after my kid gets done with this flight."
"2 yr old + airplane snack time = big need for air-traffic control."
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(sham-peyn)
When your shirt gets more of your New Year’s Eve toast than your mouth
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a sentence
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"New Year's resolution less Cham-Pain and more champ-in-mouth."
"Here's to a cham-pain free toast"
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a sentence
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"I had an anti-accident when I spilled my fruit smoothie."
"We can't leave Tommy alone in the garden, he's too prone to anti-accidents."









