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(ewe-fohn)
The feel of your smart phone after your kid gets his mitts all over it chalk arrow
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"Smart phone plus ice cream break with the kids equals one big ew-phone situation!"
"I don’t know what’s worse when I let my son play with my cell phone, the ew-phone I get in return or the accidental dial to my boss?"