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Tiffany, Clorox

Hi! I'm Tiffany. When I'm not chasing my son around for diaper changes, convincing my daughter not to wear goggles to bed, or trying to get unidentified stains out of my kids' clothes, I work in the marketing department at Clorox.

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What’s Your Cleaning Confession?

We all have dirty little secrets when it comes to cleaning, because let’s face it, as a mom, it’s hard to keep a perfect house without some trade-offs. Here are a few of mine. What are yours? Share your confession below for a chance to win a $100 gift card.

1)   I sometimes clean up after my kids because it’s easier than getting them to clean up after themselves.

As much as I’d love to take every opportunity to teach my kids to clean up after themselves, I admit that sometimes it’s just less stressful to pick up after them than to undergo the painstaking process of convincing them to clean up their own messes. As I type this, my living room floor is littered with wooden trains because tonight I preferred to get my preschooler in bed rather than face the 20-minute challenge of convincing my son that Thomas and Gordon didn't want to go for another race around the track.

2)   I find weird stuff in my washing machine.

I know I’m supposed to diligently check and empty pockets before items go into the washer, but either it’s really hard to do laundry with a preschooler affixed to one’s leg, or I’m just not a laundry expert As a result, I have found some strange things in my washing machine. Tissue wads and coins are pretty typical for many. But once I also found an entire diaper (clean as a whistle, I might add!), which was clearly tossed into the hamper along with the dirty sweatpants it resided in. It was also clear evidence that I do not sort laundry thoroughly enough.   I’ve also found soggy stickers, plastic toys from local fast food chains and too many rocks to count. Some days it’s like my washing machine is where random objects go to die.

3)  I’ve been known to “short cut” when company comes.

Instead of cleaning the bathroom, I just scrub the faucets till they shine because hey, a shiny faucet makes it seem like the rest of my bathroom is clean, right?  I also make sure the toilet isn’t covered with any potty training mishaps because we all know that a dirty toilet is the most “guest-noticeable” gross-out in a bathroom.  And who needs a dead giveaway that you didn’t painstakingly clean up the place before they arrived?  

What’s your cleaning confession? If you leave a comment or confession on this blog, you will have a chance to win a $100 gift card. We will randomly select one commenter to win.

No Purchase Necessary. Open to legal residents of the 50 United States & DC who are at least 18 years of age at the time of entry. Void where prohibited. http://www.clorox.com/legal/promotions/ for full rules. Contest starts 2/22/12 & ends 3/7/12.

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Tiffany

Tiffany is an employee of the Clorox Company.

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Comments (78)

  • diana preston's comment is:

    3 Mar

    I have a dirty cleaning secret that I have never told my friends or family. I have a housecleaner come in on Fridays before the weekend and then on Mondays after the weekend. .

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  • Latasha Anderson's comment is:

    3 Mar

    I confess that I don't always use Clorox bleach spray to disinfect the door knobs. Now I spray to much because I feel like If I double clean then to me it's not 100% clean.

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  • Kelly Porterfield's comment is:

    3 Mar

    When unexpected guests show up at my house, I make a fast dash and grab a large empty laundry basket for any items out of place, and throw them in that. Then I hide it in a closet real quick! Instantly I have a clean, clutter free room. No one ever knows (till now, hehe)

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  • June Lisle's comment is:

    3 Mar

    I don't clean my showers nearly enough. I hate cleaning showers because I always get wet and it's hard moving around.

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  • bethany channels's comment is:

    3 Mar

    My dirty little secrets are in our living room we have a coat closet but it is empty so when we know someone is on there way over we just pick up everything and throw it in there and then when they leave we put it up in there rightful places everyone is assigned a chore for when someone is coming over unexpected and there are 9 people in our household so everybody knows what to do and if not it goes into are suppose to be coat closet in the bins we have one for papers,toys,clothes.blankets,etc lol so yes we all have dirty secrets when we become moms :)

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  • rosemary crawshaw's comment is:

    3 Mar

    I sometimes either spray clorox cleanup on a damp rag or get the clorox wipes and use my feet to clean the bathroom floor in between regular cleanings,it a yucky boy thing,will they ever aim?

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  • Nicole Strunk's comment is:

    3 Mar

    I vacuum everything, even my kitchen counters before using the clorox wipes to wipe it down! It saves me a lot of time in the kitchen and bathroom.

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  • Jade Or's comment is:

    3 Mar

    My confession? I use an old, used electric toothbrush with Clorox bleach to clean toilets - in and around! :)

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  • Judy Bradley's comment is:

    3 Mar

    If company is coming unexpectedly, I just bag up the stuff and put it in closets - especially if I have been involved in a big project that is spread out.

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  • Carla Carr's comment is:

    3 Mar

    I dust the bottom shelf of my entertainment center with a broom so I dont have to get down there

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